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asshat

1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.
1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.

2.george bush is such an asshat.
by bild January 23, 2007
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Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)
pass me the remote you asshat
by maxnewt January 23, 2007
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asshat

The term "asshat" has its origins on the forum for cruel.com. It can refer to a person who posts a topic that had already been posted before, or to the duplicate topic itself, or to the act of posting a duplicate topic.
If a cruel.com poster noticed the duplicate subject they would typically add a brief message to the thread containing the term asshat.

1. Nice asshat! (referring to the act of duplicate topic posting)
2. This is an asshat. (referring to the duplicate topic post)
3. You, sir, are an asshat. (referring to the poster of the duplicate topic)
by Argfavish McNoodler April 26, 2008
mugGet the asshatmug.

asshat

"OMG Do you remember when Bobby called Dean an asshat for, like, the 100th time in the series?!"
by I KNOW MY LIFE May 22, 2016
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Asshat

A Asshat is a person, who often do something stupid, and whenever they do the stupid thing, you call them a asshat. You may, or may not like the person, like a friend, or hate like an enemy
Person 1: 4 times 4 is is 24, right?
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat
by NotAWitchFromSalem December 17, 2014
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asshat

The Paltalk user 123creationist
123creationist is a total word salad munching asshat
by dictionarydefined May 18, 2014
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Asshat

An example of the biggest faggot snare of all. Where he loves shoving his head in people’s asses and tampons up his asshole.
by Noahharishoe July 23, 2018
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