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Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
by MeminDemon November 8, 2019
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National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass
Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass
by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017
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Eat Ass

The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.
"Yo, that chick Nicki got a nice big booty, and if she let me, I'd eat ass all day!"
by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)

A 2b2t(.org) Minecraft group characterized by an unusual and abhorrent predilection for consuming vape pens that have been previously inserted into the rectal orifice. Additionally, members of VEA often exhibit a strong affinity for
engaging in munging (the practice of feeding one's own excrement to another individual), necrophilia, coprophagia
(the consumption of feces), and other unsettling and unconventional sexual practices. This peculiar habit is
accompanied by a strong affinity for sharing such experiences with others, often to their horror.
The VEA enthusiast proudly regaled his friends at the party with graphic details of his latest
indulgence, admitting that he not only ingested the vape pen but also proceeded to engage in munging with a
willing participant, and even went so far as to consummate the act with a deceased individual. VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)
by 2b2tLibrarian October 30, 2024
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