army

1. Ostensibly for 'defense'. An Army is a device used by governments to enforce their will over people by killing some of them or, through deft command, just by threatening to kill some of them.

2. Often refers specifically to the ground based component of a large military force, tasked with killing people in close combat and directly enforcing a governments will on those people. Rather than doing such remotely, by air or sea.

3. It often refers specifically to the military force of the dominant world power, since they are the most likely to find it necessary to kill people in places where that government does not directly rule, in order to enforce its indirect rule.

4. The least politically advantageous component of the military for a government to use. This is due to the proximity of the army personnel to the people they are with tasked killing. Jet planes aren't put at risk by sticks and stones.
1. The numbers don't lie. Military forces tend to kill a great deal more of the people of the country they are tasked with 'defending' than foreign invaders. See Native Americans or Iraq.

2. 655,000, that's the number of civilian deaths in Iraq up to 10/11/2006. Or you can trust the more pleasing estimates - the most conservative of which puts civilian deaths at about 64 per day since the war began.

3. Iraq and Vietnam are two popular non-war actions, but there are about 250 documented military actions by US soldiers abroad, not involving a declared war. These involve just about every nation in Central America, producing oil or the natural resource du jour.

4. "Bush 1 was pure evil, but at least he knew to keep the Army out of Iraq. Bush 2 isn't any more evil than his dad, but he sure is a dumbass."
by Ex_Soldier_11Bravo May 27, 2007
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ARMY or BTS ARMY is the name of BTS's fandom (the korean superstar group), known for their numerous donations (ex: They successfully raised $1M in 24h for the BLM movement #MatchTheMillion). Hated by thousand kpop fans because they refuse to let anyone use their hardwork as a free ride, they can takeover twitter in seconds by trending BTS related hashtags
"ARMY won another award" congratulated BTS
"BTS ARMY raised $1M in 24 hours to match BTS's donation to the BLM movement"

"I only fear BTS ARMY"
"I hate ARMYs they won't vote for my fav"
by ARMY is for BTS Only November 07, 2020
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Army

Armys are the fandom of worldwide boyband, BTS. Along with being one of the most hated on fandoms on stan twitter. Multiple accounts made to mock them, get multiple ableist remarks, get wrongfully accused of actions, get thrown hypocritical statements and more! Their group gets even more of this stuff only times 1,000, but that's for another definition!
"Armys are a bunch of blue haired teenagers"

whole of stan twitter laughs
by namutron November 09, 2020
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Hi, you're probably here after the 2018 BBMAs. If so, you are probably confused. But if you're an og army that just looks at these definitions for fun, hi, don't worry, I do that too.
ANYWHO:
A.R.M.Y. (Adorable Representitive MC for Youth) are the very loyal fans of Bangtan Sonyeondan (BTS) There are fanboys and fangirls, and if you are homophobic then GET OUT please and thank you. There are "real" army and "fake" army.

fake: OML BTS OPPAS ARE THE BEST THEY ARE KINGS OF KPOP!11!!1! GOT7 WHO? BIG BANG WHO? (they also usually start fanwars with exols, but thats for another time)

real: Oof, omg plz stfu and get out. We have to respect all the kpop bands and support them as a matter of fact.

ALSO: We kiiiiinda have a bad rep bc of the fakes so just a heads up.

ALSO#2: We are very good in turning non ARMYs into ARMYs so yep.
Me: OOH BANGTAN JUST POSTED THE MV TRAILER YAY! I wonder how many armys are watching it right now...
Non Kpop friend: OMG you and your Bangtan...
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Troll Army

This is an army of trolls being led by someone to troll others on social media
Doxin82 Goblin and Cheshire Goblin are the King and Queen Goblins of a McRae Boomer Troll Army who have all their higher thinking abilities destroyed by the repetitive indoctrination of the McRae Boomer and his cronies.
by greatdebatecommunity February 20, 2020
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Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
by Eggmactiss January 03, 2018
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Army Slut

a person who constantly dates and then cheats on army men, because shes such a whore she can't wait for her man to get back.
" God, Kirsten is such a Army Slut, thts like her third listed Boyfriend this week. "
by Theone15 January 23, 2012
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