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bukkake ambush

Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.
"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"

"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
by Paul Franky August 24, 2009
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name ambush

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
by hh5drhg May 6, 2010
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Unicorn Ambush

A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!
"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"
by Gatito! March 31, 2009
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bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
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Scarlet Ambush

When a girl fails to inform her male partner that she is on her period before they have sex.
I pulled out and it was a scarlet ambush!
by kuntfuq September 25, 2020
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