Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020

Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.

dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus

by YingyYango May 12, 2019

Alpha Male

Two men competing to be the best

Me: Marcus Is the biggest alpha male in The Click Crew!
IDK: who's marcus..? and ETHAN DOLAN IS THE PIGGEST ALPHA OF THE SISTER SQUAD!
Me: stfu.

by chay cray ms posato 666 February 16, 2019

alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.

Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."

by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 19, 2022

Alpha Male

(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.

Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Alpha Male

Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.

Wow, he is such an alpha male!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Alpha male podcast bros

podcast of typically up to 3 men where they exercise their alpha maledness on women and make them look dumb

"did you see that podcadt where the guy made women look stupid?" - Jack
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy

by sjkohfrbkpussj8otb June 18, 2025