Alfalfa male

Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.

Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.

by McNevin September 19, 2009

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

Alfag

An otherwise faulty cigar. Often explodes once lit. Was once a popular game with rules along the lines of Russian Roulette.

"Did you here about David? A tried to smoke a alfag and died"

by LoA Forever August 21, 2011

alfalfa

marijuana

smoking some alfalfa

by foul1 March 3, 2010

Alfaro

the last name of a dumb ass mexican who has no hoes and tries to get with people sexy gf like jeniffer but in all is my nigga

yo alfaro get over here

by BrogoBroke October 14, 2019

alfalfag

An overly agressive vegan. They can be violent, and are often active.

A- Man, you wanna go to Carl's Burgers?
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.

A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.

by MeatMan7432795861 September 16, 2011

Reverse Alfalfa

During intercourse a woman suggests reversing roles.

"Last night in the middle of sex my girlfriend started spanking me and wanted to put a dildo in my butt." I told her we're not going to 'Reverse Alfalfa' it.

by sntntentty January 7, 2010