Alexej

A sexy gorgeous mf with the biggest dick and the most beautiful feet.
Also called jesus for the bravery and courage of his past actions.

A: Omg, is that Alexej.

B: YES, Jesus is so perfect.

by Jezis November 20, 2021

AlexYards

Formally trashjuuls (hated)
now alexyards and everyone thinks hes the shit

Have you seen that new audio from AlexYards.
No I don't fw trashjuuls

by nbadfnfnffffnnfnoob August 14, 2021

alexyl

A beautiful girl that thinks she’s ugly. She’s not and that’s why I’m putting this in the dictionary to prove she’s wrong sorry.

Damn Alexyl is hot as hell

by Qiqix September 19, 2021

Alexy

People with this first name are the strangest of all! Ask him to work, he won't do anything. Tell him to rest, he will work. Do you like something? he doesn't like it either ;). An Alexy makes all kinds of weird noises when he's at home, often mistaken for a baby dinosaur. Don't ask too much of Alexy, just leave him something that describes what he needs to do in detail and it will be done shortly. A strange creature but extremely loyal. As long as you don't do anything to upset her or put her under pressure you will be friends for life.

1.Where did Alexy go? 2. Alexy went to extort the three bullies to eat their victim's snack. 3.This is Alexy's 6th time doing this this week! And we are only Tuesday!

by Korbamboule November 21, 2021

alexyixagafapia

A sickness in need of thighs to warm a persons ears

I have alexyixagafapia I need your thighs.

by Adam0690 September 19, 2022

Alexei Lives

"Alexei Lives" is a phrase used by TNO fanboy retards keep saying when someone mentions the execution of Tsar Nikolai II. Alexandrovich and his family in Ekaterinburg. It's a reference to an in-game Russian monarchist Sergej Taboritsky, who tries to strengthen his claim on the Holy Russian Empire by claiming that a random ass dude is actually the Tsarevich Alexei Nikolaevich, thus "Alexei Lives". This is, of course, total bullshit, because St. Alexei was killed with the rest of his family by the Bolsheviks in 1918.

Normal person: In 2000, the Orthodox Church proclaimed Tsar Nikolai II. and his family a saint. It's because they were kille-"

TNO nazi retard: Killed? aLExEi LiVEs!

by unterwegs April 21, 2023

Alexes

A girl who is daddy material. She's very goofy and funny. She's one of the most lovable people ever. She is a person who doesn't love many, but those she loves she loves whole heartedly. She's extremely forgiving, but won't allow you to take advantage of her. She's a deep thinker and is always there for those she loves

Girl did you see Alexes? She's so amazing!

by DaddyBri March 13, 2017