agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

agnostic

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.

There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.

by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Agnostic Code

We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn't? NO, so it's pointless to talk about it.

Faith. Love. God. Who knows. This is the Agnostic Code.

by Dancing with Fire July 22, 2012