Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.
Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!
by Plumpton DJ's April 04, 2019
Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.
A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."
by umbrella January 04, 2005
by FVHS bros February 26, 2005
its not all things but only things that you think can be this word, connie chung's not a phrase to mess around with. Use it at the right time which is probably most times.
-"that's so connie"
-"what are you guys still chunging at my house for"
-"what you up to?
"connie chung"
"oh, shitty balls man"
-"oh..connie chung"
-"Connie Chung!"
-"what are you guys still chunging at my house for"
-"what you up to?
"connie chung"
"oh, shitty balls man"
-"oh..connie chung"
-"Connie Chung!"
by little engine 9 December 31, 2009
Typically a tall blonde who craves men and tends to be a cougar! Would love to be american and has a hope to become a cheerleader, but would never succeed in the cheerleading world! If your a boy named Corey, Conor , Aidan or Lorcan please run it you encounter someone like this
by shannons0510 October 20, 2019
guy 1: oh Connie Bowker is really peng
guy2: whos Connie
guy 1: I shagged her last night, it was peng bro, heres her insta
guy 2: oh cool thanks
guy 1: no problem bro check her out
guy 2: yeah maybe
guy2: whos Connie
guy 1: I shagged her last night, it was peng bro, heres her insta
guy 2: oh cool thanks
guy 1: no problem bro check her out
guy 2: yeah maybe
by notconniebowker December 02, 2019
Connie Has A 80 Inch Penis Soft And Has A 200 Inch Cock Hard, Also Has 50 Pack Abs, Connor Is A Absolute Unit With At least 200,000,000 dollars in pocket change at least infinite USD in his bank account drives the batmobile with robin as me and dorian's sexslave he has such a tight little bussy i could just cry.......Has A Loving Relation Ship With Dorian M He Has A 22 Inch Cock And A 10 Pack He Is The Perfect Man rock hard dick, Abs Cant Live Without Him........Once He Said He Would Break Up With MEEE So I Threw Myself Off My Apartment Complex..... Luckily! Hes A Doctor Trained By Johnny Sins Gave Me The Greatest Bedhead Ive Have Ever Felt.... in other words...........he is the perfect man
by DorianPlzSuckMyCock June 11, 2021