Carl

The Man, A top bloke. The king bot. A whizz on the cloud. Can outwit any man alive. Carl you're just plain and simple the man.

Carl can fuck your shit up if he wants.

by Macy eR August 22, 2019

Carl

That one kid who hangs out with the skaters

Caaaaaaarrrrllllll?...... Carl?

by i need help with math February 10, 2018

Carl

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".

Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!

by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020

Carl

Hes a bitch. Believes Halo Infinte is a flawless game.

Quit being a bitch Carl.

by Tall Fella December 31, 2021

carl

The name of any white trash retard who works at Jiffy Lube. Son of Mrs. Bag

Carl, gimme an oil change and some new wipers please.

by Caleb the pimp November 29, 2007

Carl

A person who shits in elevators

"Look at that huge piece of shit in the elevator, Carl must have been here."

by Conamn83 April 10, 2010

Carl

A social outcast no one loves and has red hair. one is totally obvlious to life and cannot pick up women.

Just dont be a carl
No one loves a carl

by southparkbutterball September 17, 2010