Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
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Death by a Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift song. Masterpiece. The BRIDGE!!! Taylor performed it live at Tiny Desk. Swifties have a meme with traffic lights. Taylor asks them if it's gonna be alright but they don't know.
A: Have you heard Death by a Thousand Cuts by Taylor Swift?
B: Yes! It's awesoME!
by AtinySwiftieStarlight October 19, 2019
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Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit
"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."
by ShawnCO August 08, 2007
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THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
by Guymans February 05, 2013
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The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes
by Poopguy12 September 07, 2020
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(
no two thousand nine.
by headless hotdog January 01, 2020
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