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dirty prayer

While a man is recieving oral sex, he takes the persons hands who is giving it to him and places them on his member in a praying possition and then he proceeds to face-fuck them (usually works best if you're gonna cum in a minute or two), of course they will be begging/praying for you to stop (hence the name), but you proceed until you are at the moment of truth (about to cum), you then pull your cock out of their mouth and blast your man-juice into their eyes to help them to better see "the light"!...this is a fun/great time for you adventerous fellows out there
As she was giving me head I made her do the dirty prayer!!
by Swannyson February 12, 2008
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Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
by JBaloni February 4, 2010
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Prayer-fucked

When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.
I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.
by Saudi Sultans April 22, 2010
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prayer bowl

the prayer bowl is all of the prayer in a certain place, take a classroom for example, focused into one signfied prayer bowl

people that pray are this "prayer bowl" are granted good fortune for eternity
The monks quietly kneel before the prayer bowl in order to acheive true happiness.
by roy the seducist October 27, 2010
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Prayer Rape

When someone prays over you without consent or ignoring your objection.
Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.

Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 4, 2020
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prayer of aggro

1. An action that causes immediate aggravation and hostility from those around you

Origin- Slang term for the spell "Prayer of Healing" used by priests in World of Warcraft. In early versions of the game, it was infamous for generating large amounts of aggro, making it almost unusable in group or raid settings. Later updates have lessened the amount or importance of aggro, but the name is still used in some circles.

see also- aggro bomb
"Things were going great until I cast prayer of aggro and I got rofled by adds!"
by keleynal July 31, 2012
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