Jason

Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.
I wish I could be like Jason.
Jason is my American Idol.
You are so Jason I'm jealous!
by yomama1 January 23, 2008
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Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008
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Jason

A person who is funny, smart, and loves to joke around. He may do this often and it may also affect his friendship with others. He tries to act like a cool kid when in reality he is not. He is who he is and he will not let anyone change that. Sometimes the things he says offends people or makes them angry but he is just looking for somebody to notice him. He feels lonely and needs comfort. When he likes a woman he will not give up on her. When he is in a relationship he is faithful and will do whatever he can to make her happy. Jason is honest and he is a thinker. He says whatever is on his mind and people respect that. Overall, Jason is just a normal guy that will go out of his way for you and is respectful and caring to the ones he loves.
Girl 1: so i heard you're dating a jason
Girl 2: Yup he was so funny and smart I love him
by FunnyGuy July 19, 2012
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Jason

Jason is the #24 most common male name.
0.66% of men in the US are named Jason.
Around 808500 US men are named Jason!

Jason is the #2512 most common female name.
0.002% of females in the US are named Jason.
Around 2550 US females are named Jason!

Jason is the #7202 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the US are Jason.
Around 5000 US last names are Jason!
Hi Jason! How are you doing?
by SakuraSaku February 18, 2007
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Jason

A huge tough man who usually kicks everyones ass and attracts all the ladies. This person has the biggest dick in town. He likes to party it up by going to strip clubs, getting drunk, and smoking bud. He's the complete package all around.
Did you see that guy with the massive dick over there??? Yeah i seen him he's a complete jason for ya.
by harold6414 July 11, 2009
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Jason

This handsome young man is the dude you wanna be with. He presents as tough and a big shot, but really he is soft and loving. All the dudes love him; he’s one for the boys, but gets the ladies too. He has many passions, one being pulling girls. Of course Jason does not solely like girls for their appearance, as he appreciates what’s on the inside. Jason is always respectful. He usually wears over sized sweatshirts and grey sweatpants, and smells like Abercrombie. If you meet a Jason, there’s no doubt about it, he is most definitely the one for you.
Do you know Jason? He’s a god
Bruhhh that Jason kid is hott
by Thegr8testputa#1 February 5, 2019
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Jason

Jason; a extemly sexy guy with a huge penis and loves the ladys. he pulls all the chicks and love isla (L), he has a awesome sister called melanie and is amazing in bed.
1. hey did u see jason
2. yeah i hell wanna jump his dick
1. i know its huge
2. i wish i know how big it was
by awesome cool kid October 15, 2010
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