Garrett

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips
Garrett - fat and lazy
by Tony riveras September 16, 2019
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The act of thinking of having a sex change
I may have a garrett
by tlnh123 June 15, 2013
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Garrett

The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.
"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"
by shine12 May 06, 2015
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Garrett is Garrett
by Garrett has small peen May 05, 2022
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All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."
by Slater625 February 15, 2022
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A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.
Garrett sucks at living. Stupid northern star, flashy fuck.
by Djent666 June 14, 2018
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Garrett is the one everyone gives retarded looks to
Oh, is that Garrett? *gives retreaded look*
by Verycashmoneys October 20, 2019
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