A guy who seems innocent, caring and amazing at minecraft on the outside but is secretly a sexual deviant.
Person 1: My boyfriend is the sweetest guy in the world and he has the best Minecraft skins. He even has a talent for tying ropes.
Person 2: He could be a Felix!
Person 2: He could be a Felix!
by MinecraftPro1234 April 18, 2020

Most likely a very big brain man, usually has a successful career. According to the web, Some Felixes have very nice italian wives. Also a very nice man with a friend named joe.
by JnnnnnOnnnnEnnnnMnnnAnnnMnnnnA October 8, 2019

by yeliab April 2, 2009

A fat guy, without the balls to work on or leave his marriage, so he adopts dogs and takes on a lover.
by Bad Kat February 26, 2018

Felix: so wyd for Christmas
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
by Felix Jewish convince September 1, 2016

Pretentious twat that tries to bait others and tries too hard to be funny. Ultimately i love him though, mostly due to his accent and the fact that his name makes me think of that black and white cat in the adverts.
Guy1:
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"
by PPalmer December 17, 2008
