Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
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Get the carson mug.Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.
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