This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
by Snajee-lay August 2, 2011

by Blazer 1 October 2, 2009

by jb84 March 15, 2015
