Hot pocket

I gave that bih a hot pocket
by Lilbeepll June 8, 2021
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Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
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Hot pocket

Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina
Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard
by Jome Alma March 3, 2020
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hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.
Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!
by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006
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Hot Pockets

When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.

These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!

Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
by Snajee-lay August 2, 2011
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Hot Pockets

Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
by Blazer 1 October 2, 2009
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hot pocket

When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.
I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.
by jb84 March 15, 2015
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