Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.
by Saikonaut December 28, 2023
Get the Emotionally Constipatedmug. When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.
She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."
by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015
Get the emotionally nearsightedmug. When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
Get the Emotionally Erectmug. A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
Get the Emotionally Active Young Teenage Womanmug. A term used by development executives in Hollywood as a way to avoid actually figuring out a problem with a character and/or story.
Listen Bill, your script is lacking emotionality. We want you to take some time, work on that, and come back to us when you think you've hit your mark. Because, at the end of the day, we're just going to need more emotionality in order to win over an audience.
THX.
Exec
THX.
Exec
by Ronald Mexico XIV October 10, 2011
Get the Emotionalitymug. Everyone, the Jerusalem Wall(especially if your a United States resident) will bring an emotionally touching and even permanent impact on your heart
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the emotionally touchingmug. by Sumxrth May 16, 2021
Get the Emotionally gaymug.