Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Robbie Potion

A satanic ritual that turns the user into a demon from the depths of hell itself

Robbie drank the Robbie potion and now he is a demon

by cheese&hamburgerhelper March 26, 2024

POTION

BLOWHOLE

POTION USE

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 1, 2021

pink potion

A drink from Starbucks you can get for free if you arrive with a date. Usually proven by a kiss but can also be by hug, peck, etc

Starbucks gave u a pink potion? You and Mark must be getting serious!

by Starbucksfanatic January 16, 2017

The potion

Something that is very good or works well

This hamburguer is the potion yo

by agn vipksdangipoa September 3, 2025

The Robbie Potion

The most terrifying thing know to man. DO NOT DRINK IT AT 3AM!!!!! You have been warned.

Guy 1: I drank the Robbie potion last night
Guy 2: Dude you're going to die

by TheOtakuGod February 14, 2024

High Potion

A super version of the potion, however, it is not mint flavored.

Dude, throw a high potion at me, my HP is totally critical.

by joser July 23, 2012