lemme hit your juul bro

that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.

dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro

by juuluuluul March 13, 2019

Your mom has big gae

Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)

Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u

Ryan: *Dies*

by Liam Liam Liam Liam December 18, 2018

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.

“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”

by mydtog September 15, 2022

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022