by Iloveitwhenweplay1950. March 10, 2018
"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
by ninjafools15 June 05, 2014
Person 1: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~"
Person 2: "Dafuq you on, bitch o-o"
Person 3: "Ouououaao~"
Person 2: "Dafuq you on, bitch o-o"
Person 3: "Ouououaao~"
by Just_a_chill_gal January 03, 2025
, baby don't hurt me
by Platzwarter Kaiser October 15, 2023
Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.
Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.
20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.
Greg did not wash his hands.
20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.
by Chris Nice June 12, 2012
Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 07, 2017