love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 2, 2017

Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

Love

Something i havent felt in awhile

They are in love?
I think, idk man
Whats love?
You asking the wrong person

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

I love Rachel

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND RACHEL, BEST FRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU BUBBY

I LOVE RACHEL SAID ME

by RACHELLOVER112 February 2, 2025

Andrew Lovely

The weirdest fucking kid you'll ever meet. He jerks off to anime porn and has a super small dick.

Who the hell would send a pic of their dick to a girl if it's that small?!?!?!? Andrew Lovely would.

by JesusLover276 March 13, 2020

love

i’ve never really experienced love, but i know what it’s about.. love is a very dangerous thing u might have heard when ur younger that love is important but it’s really not. love is when u put someone before urself and u care for them but sometimes they may not care for you. it can make you depressed just remember that people care for you no matter what.

jake: i love her
rose: i don’t love him

by aubrieelovescolby June 14, 2022

Love

What devin feels more for Olivia, than Olivia feels more for him.

"I love you vro"
"I love you too vro"

by Shux mane August 4, 2024