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Aptakisic Jr. High School

Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.
Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated

Daniel: rip
by schoolisass December 8, 2023
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Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.
Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April
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Thigh highs

A clothing item that femboys wear.
That femboy looks so cute in thigh highs
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The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.
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mile high deuce

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
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Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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