to balls-up

To confront a person or situation you've been avoiding by acting like a wuss.

Guy to Coworker About Third Coworker: Dude, do you hear that? She's on the phone again to her friend and she still hasn't finished the document I need.

Coworker: Listen man, I'm done. You need to balls-up and tell her you need the document now!

by sandiegokyle May 13, 2012

Lucky ball and chain

Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.

Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.

by Hacquer July 21, 2022

dragon ball n

An game in Roblox : By Murylloyago

People : Why did you play Dragon ball n in roblox

by LOL0273456 August 9, 2021

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.

Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.

by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019

chicken monkey balls

chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls; the school lunch that they serve us; the school wifi

Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022