balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr

Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull

by yours Truleee August 24, 2016

Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister

Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !

by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016

Ball

Easily the most haunted thing at an estate sale

The man with a scarychy beard told the unwise family: do not buy the ball, its very haunted and very scary

by ReetusNeetusDefines December 10, 2021

tokyo rice balls

Like a teabag but when you dip your nut sack in soy sauce and wasabi

This girl said she loved sushi so i gave her a tokyo rice balls.

by Sjromero June 15, 2019

Balls

Sum thing u lik to suck on

Lick my balls!!!

by Masondickinson’sballs December 7, 2023

ratty ball

To have a good shot in basketball, It always goes in

That girl Kadie has that ratty ball for the Northwood Chargers

by amoney12345567 December 20, 2016