When your sack has been through an intense workout or some sort of physical activity and now its at its full cheesiest.
“Damn, that was a great workout…. (Sits down and car and starts engine) goddamn smells like gym balls in here.”
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Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
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Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
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