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Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
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Balls

Your Balls are so big they go to my mouth
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Balls

Girl:what are balls

Man:go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich that’s balls
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Mamoth Balls

Large, hairy balls on a prehistoric being - usually a desperate lonely man.
Careful, don't choke on my mamoth balls
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ball hammock

The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack
Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing

Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy
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sussy balls

A song on the internet that goes like "OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLZ WHY GUY U GOT SOME SUSSY BALLS" it is a sus and funny song that makes you laugh.
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Zeph Ball

The Ultimate style of football. Cannot be beaten if done correctly. A specific way to bring the ball from back into their net effortlessly.
Hey guys let’s play some zeph ball tonight.
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