A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
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