Scab Worker

An individual that works to peel off any scabs on porn actors bodies just prior to a shoot as to give them a nice smooth surface. Alternately, they are used to help remove the dried sperm or other caked-on substances from actors in between scenes, removing them much the same way as actual scabs. While not strictly required, it's polite custom for the individual to lick the fresh new areas after removing the scab to make sure they feel OK (much like kissing a boo-boo better). Finally, most have collection jars that they carry with them to keep the most interesting specimens they find for display or ingestion later.

"That Scab Worker did a great job on my ass today, now it must be baby-smooth!" and "My face was totally caked after that bukkake, but that Scab Worker took it off in one big peel like a mask, if felt great!"

by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 11, 2010

Gotta go get some work done

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

by sprtagt June 3, 2011

getting ready for work

gettin ready to get dirty

i be getting ready for work puttin on my rubber glove

by princessgurl April 23, 2008

Work High

When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.

Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...

by sportzfreek00 December 9, 2008

work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.

"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

Work

What you should be doing right now.

- Hey, Ted's throwing a keg tonight !
- I can't come, I have this shitty homework...
- Whatever.
- Should I bring something ?

by twippi April 26, 2010

work pimp

A man who has multiple flirtatious relationships at work.

Be careful what you say to or do for women at work because your wirlfriend might think you're a work pimp.

by catmanzaro March 31, 2011