fat willy

the willy of the person reading this
(it's not long it's just a chode)

fuck you your gay with a fat willy

by Grandpas Ashes October 28, 2019

pee willy

The act of placing one's penis into another's ear, usually accompanied by the exclamation, "Pee willy!".

"I totally pulled a pee willy on Ben while he slept last night. He woke up with my junk in his ear!"

Cousin of the wet willy
Not to be confused with the poo willy

by nWhistle September 01, 2013

lil' willy

the name for "wilber the pig" s wang

Lil' Willy is really lil'!!

by amanda June 24, 2003

Willy D.

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.

Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.

by StraightFlamer April 09, 2005

willy wiggle

to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile

In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."

by but its not porn February 01, 2004

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004

willy nilly

Often used by female mates as a name for the male's penis.

*Girlfriends discussing the potential name of the one's boyfriend's member* "Do you fancy 'Princess Sophia'?" "Eh… I'd say I'm more fond of 'Willy Nilly'."

by Hear_Bush_oink April 10, 2004