anchor wanker 

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

anchor wanker by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Coffee Wanker 

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

Coffee Wanker by keepittea March 13, 2022

Trump Wanker

A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.

So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

Trump Wanker by Jame6sPascatore March 20, 2022

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

potato wanker by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn

Bloody Wanker by True dictionarian April 22, 2022

nan wanker 

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

nan wanker by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

J-Wanker 

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

J-Wanker by anonymous July 12, 2022