orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker

Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act

that kid is wankers rage

by Poshkan February 20, 2024

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."

"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."

by anonymous April 3, 2024