Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...

Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...

by Wankbox November 3, 2025

wanker

someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.

WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025

Doki doki wanker club

A wanker in Britain who plays ddlc 24/7

You're a mother fuckin Doki doki wanker club person!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

House wanker

A person who sits in bed in ur house sleeping all day long whilst holding it's dick

My roommates an House wanker!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025