turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

by niodin March 10, 2008

tuberculicious

Food that may look delicious but will not leave you feeling delicious. Usually associated with a tuberculosis-infested environment.

That South African KFC was totally tuberculicious.

by John Schieber April 14, 2008

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.

Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010

turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010

turbo bowl

A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards

"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."

marijuana
weed
bowl
joint
blunt
smoking
pipe
bong

by pinkispink January 19, 2016

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018