Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009

Tom Petty

The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.

Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!

by Dikchz February 2, 2016

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008

peeping tom

Band and album fronted by mike patton. The album features guest appearances on every track.

patton has finally released peeping tom.

by Annika. August 18, 2006

Tom Brady

the act of destroying or damaging your phone

Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.

by rayraylayyou August 30, 2015

Peeping Tom

A peeping Tom is a person (can be girl or boy) who looks at people in a state of undress through the person's window, or through a crack in the wall, or something else. Peeping Tom's victims don't know that someone is looking at them, and can often just act like there's no one there and have people see them doing gross things, or see them naked. You don't want to have a Peeping Tom peep on you.

Madelin: I caught Caroline looking through the window at my hubby undress, I'm so mad at her!
Jillian: I didn't know Caroline was a peeping tom!

by Your worst nightmare.... Nah February 18, 2013

Tom Brady

Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.

Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!

by Cobra2K65 November 27, 2017