by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017
A strong, respectful, confident soldier who will do anything to save your life.
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
Captain America: Without that suit of armor, what are you?
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
by Mcu man March 28, 2022
Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
by Dprice91 September 26, 2017
When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.
by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"
Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010
Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
by skaterboy December 03, 2007