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Sleepy Horse

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.
"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"
by Bree N. February 7, 2007
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Horse Sex!

common rebuttal of animal equality and equal status of animals used by vegans - especially when referencing the work of animal activists who attempt to "rescue" animals by stealing them from private farms.
"If other animals are the same as humans, then you are implying that there is no difference in having sexual relations with a badger or a human female.....that's horse sex!"
by BuddyJoe October 22, 2018
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Horse pill

Noun-
An abnormally large pill(s) or referring to the strength of the pill being a heavy dose. Ideal one would thing such a pill was mean for a horse instead of a human.
Cute nurse: Here is you medicine for today.
Old man: I believe you have my medicine mixed up, these are horse pills.
Cute nurse: If you do not want to take your medicine. I will grind them up and put them in peanut butter and stick it to the roof your mouth, is that what you want?
Old man: No, fine I will take them.
by Magnum_p.i. October 5, 2016
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White Horse

Street Definition for Cocaine Methamphetamine, and Heroine
Riding the white horse means to be high off one of these substances listed above
by Barz the Phoenix May 30, 2016
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Trojan Horse

Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.
by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012
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horse stomped

A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
by Apete April 3, 2008
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Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!
by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010
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