The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005
Get the three biggest liesmug. "Dude, Lance and I just gave that whore a chili three way she won't be forgetting anytime soon!"
"Honey, tonight I'm feeling frisky. Put on my strap-on and bone me in the ass with both dicks, then wipe the shit all over my naked flesh."
"Honey, tonight I'm feeling frisky. Put on my strap-on and bone me in the ass with both dicks, then wipe the shit all over my naked flesh."
by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight June 8, 2004
Get the chili three waymug. by lindsay hutchinson June 11, 2006
Get the three shot slutmug. by street smeg May 14, 2005
Get the Three letter manmug. by captain cash November 28, 2009
Get the Three little pigsmug. by eifiliffy April 5, 2004
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Get the three night standmug.