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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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A very very inaproppriate dictionary
by syjkl June 6, 2018
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What are you retarded? You are ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!
Joe: Can you search pinaples on the Urban Dictionary?
Yuri: Sure. Wait... Did u just mispell pineapples? What the fuck?
Joe: Srry! Didn't know! We're talking right now!
Yuri: Youre irritating
Joe: It's you're. Retard.
by VultureA December 25, 2019
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A website where people are supposed to put definitions for internet slang or any slang, but is instead used to write down butthurt comments or strong opinions about the topic instead of a legitimate definition.
Person 1: What does emo mean?
Person 2: I dunno, we should search it on Urban Dictionary.

Person 3: No no, guys. Urban Dictionary is shit. Just ask actual people for a definition.
Person 1 and 2: Thanks!
by Superslime88 May 25, 2015
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A website that had great potential until preteens came and took over writing about boys/girls who broke they’re heart and how terrible they are.
“(insert name here) broke my heart, I better put it on urban dictionary. Here’s everything wrong with them and btw this example pertains to everyone else who has this name.“
by Name4567 May 9, 2018
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A bunch of fucking idiots that keep rejecting the articles that i put hard work on.
"I'm trying to define a word but the Urban Dictionary retards keep rejecting my shit"
by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016
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A website where a bunch of people look up their own names on
Guy 1 *looks up his own name on urban dictionary
by plz accept my definition January 28, 2020
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