boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann May 1, 2018

toe stub

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude

by Karlyrenee May 1, 2018

bill toe

Comes from the saying stepping on toes. Referring to a hater short stopping on your licks. That schmuck better get off my bill toe

That schmuck better get off my bill toe.

by Cloudtheking January 11, 2018

greasy toe

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.

Ollie has a greasy toe..

by SupremeGreen April 9, 2017

toe pit

The pit between your toes, also a french delicacy often served as canapes.

Would you like a Toe Pit madam?

Ahhh god I've got an itchy toe pit

by Toby Bogey April 16, 2017

toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.

“Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash”
“Step off bitch, toes goes!”

by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017

toe watch

Being on the look out for good toes on any and everyone.

Kylie is on toe watch right now.

by kayjamxx June 10, 2017