The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 10, 2017
by Realmacandcheese July 02, 2022
When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020
by k8 the great September 07, 2009
Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 18, 2009
Someone on MySpace or Facebook whose status is always about the same thing or event. They are extremely annoying and truth be told, their friends skip over their status' because its always the same crap.
Ugh...she's such a status-repeater. Her status' are always about the exact same thing. Ex: I am so lucky and I have an awesome life.
by Mr. M&M January 14, 2011