Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!

by grobatron October 12, 2021

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

Egg munch

A person of whom eats eggs, Or the act of eating eggs

My eldest brother munched apon an egg this morning there fore being an 'Egg Munch'

by fibbertyjibbert July 5, 2011

Eggs On The Subject

Eggs on the subject

A response to a subject you don’t want to discuss. How did your date go last night? Eggs on the subject!

by BDOGN8 December 8, 2018

Twirling Eggs

When two men with similar man buns stimulate one other by caressing their buns together

Mart is a man whore, hes known for twirling eggs with anything that has a pulse

by Princess Ahmad February 28, 2019

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

by David Daunt June 12, 2018