CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

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Captain America

Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.

"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"

by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018

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After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.

G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.

by Dprice91 September 27, 2017

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Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017

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captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.

Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!

by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010

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