Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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Status Dramaticus

One somebody throws a fit to get what they want. They will eventually stop when they realize nobody will pay attention to them OR they will not receive desired thing by throwing a fit. Commonly witnessed by healthcare professionals.
Patient in bed B is in status dramaticus because she wants a turkey sandwhich, taxi voucher, and warm blankets to go. She’s been discharged an hour ago and refuses to leave.
by Nursie93 January 13, 2019
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 02, 2009
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Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
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scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 10, 2017
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Lucy status

To owe some one money for a long period of time and not intend to pay back.
by Realmacandcheese July 02, 2022
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status trip

When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
Logan Paul totally status tripped and got in deep shit because of it
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020
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