by Jb runit April 15, 2020

Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
by T.h.o.t Conscience 1185 again June 1, 2025

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020

Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.
by Poppa T-BEAR August 31, 2013

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
