Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt

1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'

by dudebrodude69 December 17, 2018

Old Salt

Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt

Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.

by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salt

The only spice white people use to season their food

Felicia: Are you gonna put anymore seasonings on your meat?
Sam: No just salt will do.

by Lettucebefree June 16, 2018

salt lord

People who bring the law, as well as the Shugoki-esque.

"The salt lords rule over the mundane and petty in their mines."

by Lord Tyrus June 23, 2018

Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018