that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
by ally del blanny October 24, 2011
Get the post wank guiltmug. When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.
J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021
Get the Post Slut Depressionmug. a post whore is when someone post and brags about themselves in one sentence or act of emotions in one word. for example, "bored", "sucks or sux0rz". or saying they are finally back when they only left the forum for 5 minutes.
by Mr 5000 May 13, 2005
Get the post whoremug. The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
Get the Post Coital Niggalationmug. The glow received after the end of a relationship with said fuckboy. After being treated like shit for so long and being distracted by some fuckboy - you finally start to excel and receive the post fuckboy glow. He'll be begging for you back, but you've already moved on ! Doing even better without him than you could ever imagine
by E5ze95 May 12, 2017
Get the post fuckboy glowmug. after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
by pooooose June 24, 2010
Get the Post-wank Depressionmug. Whenever you feel depressed after coming home/having everyone leave your house after a sleepover. You start to overthink everything you did and wonder about all the other things you could’ve done. You feel strangely lonely, even if you talk to the people you just saw through text.
by extraordinarilycautious August 4, 2019
Get the post sleepover feelsmug.