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egg nut

a common phrase when someone gets hurt or fails.
AW, EGG NUT, I JUST FELL
by oogyboogyfishman January 22, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end
Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.
by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018
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Egg-Venture

Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague
Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room

*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*

Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead
by Rufsky 59 January 27, 2007
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Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.
My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.
by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023
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King Egg

A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.
Eggs: All hail King Egg!
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Mr Egg

Paid actor:What's mr egg?
Paid actor 2:an egg.
by Jio's frend :) January 25, 2022
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