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Get the peqchyy69#alpha mug.Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
Get the Generation Alpha mug.The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.
Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.
Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.
Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1
Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.
Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.
Example 2
Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?
Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.
Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.
Example 2
Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?
Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
Get the Alpha Orphan mug.The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".
I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.
Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023
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Get the Alpha mug.A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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