Romeo Strauss

A person who cares about the little things in life. They make everyone's day brighter and more happy. They are also very funny.

Romeo Strauss is a great friend

by cool panda34563 May 21, 2021

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

statusopera

Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back

Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind

by samabee July 12, 2009

statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.

Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.

by DCDevo July 31, 2009

statusy

Describing any object, person, or thing pertaining to a facebook status.

Drew: Suck my statusy dick

Laura: is that even a word?

by youre an asshole laura August 16, 2009

statusticion

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009

Statusjacked

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

by J-Saturn January 18, 2010