London Broil Steak

an orgasmic filet steak soaked in salad dressing and cooked on the grill

My mom makes the best london broil steak ever

by ClumzyChick May 17, 2009

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 2, 2012

albino tube steak

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

by T9xbeatngu February 2, 2018

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut into the middle of it. The steak is slid down a man’s penis, and then a woman puts the penis in her mouth. The woman must eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

Wow, you look like you play the Upstate NY Steak Game.

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.

"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"

by Moth <3 April 6, 2022

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012

steak

A total fat ass - basically a big ol' slab of meat

Yo I saw Tiny down at the 7-11 - that muthafucka is a serious steak.

by J-Dubs January 27, 2005